Privacy? Even the Bathroom Isn’t Safe – Funny T-Shirts for Parents
Privacy? Even the Bathroom Isn’t Safe – Funny T-Shirts for Parents
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"Privacy? Even the bathroom isn’t safe." If that hits a little too close to home… this one’s for you. Crafted with ultra-soft garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton, this relaxed-fit unisex tee brings humor and honesty to your everyday chaos.
Printed in reverse for an extra dose of cheeky style, it’s perfect for those parenting in the wild — or anyone who's ever locked the door just to get two minutes of peace. Makes a hilarious and relatable gift for moms, dads, caregivers, or roommates who know the struggle is real.
Great for casual days, school pickup, or when you’re hiding in the pantry with snacks.
Product Details
Product Details
👕 Premium Comfort Colors® 1717 Tee — soft, breathable, and built to last
🧵 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton — smooth feel with a natural, heavyweight quality
📏 Relaxed Unisex Fit — runs true to size (S to 3XL)
🎨 Garment-Dyed for Rich, Lived-In Color — each piece has a unique, vintage-inspired look
💪 Durable Construction — double-needle stitching and twill-taped neck
🌎 Ethically Made — supports sustainable cotton farming and responsible production
Size Guide
Size Guide
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
✨ Every item is made just for you—with comfort, quality, and good vibes in mind.
Production Time
⏳ Production takes 2–7 business days, as each item is made to order.
Shipping Times
🚚 Once your order is produced, shipping times are estimated as follows:
- 🇺🇸 USA: 2–5 business days
(Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories may take an additional 7–12 business days.) - 🇨🇦 Canada: 10–30 business days
- 🇦🇺 Australia & New Zealand: 10–30 business days
- 🌍 Rest of the world: 10–30 business days
We appreciate your patience and can’t wait for you to enjoy your new favorite tee! 💛
Easy Care Instructions
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low
- Cool iron if needed
- Do not bleach or dry clean
