You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Two Kids – Funny Parent T-Shirts
You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Two Kids – Funny Parent T-Shirts
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Once you’ve survived sleep training, snack battles, and stepping on toys in the dark, nothing phases you. The You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Two Kids tee is made for parents who’ve earned their badge of honor — and their sense of humor.
Printed in bold lettering on ultra-soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton, this shirt brings the laughs while keeping things comfy and cool. A fun and relatable gift for seasoned moms and dads, whether it’s for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just because they deserve it.
Product Details
Product Details
👕 Premium Comfort Colors® 1717 Tee — soft, breathable, and built to last
🧵 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton — smooth feel with a natural, heavyweight quality
📏 Relaxed Unisex Fit — runs true to size (S to 3XL)
🎨 Garment-Dyed for Rich, Lived-In Color — each piece has a unique, vintage-inspired look
💪 Durable Construction — double-needle stitching and twill-taped neck
🌎 Ethically Made — supports sustainable cotton farming and responsible production
Size Guide
Size Guide
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
✨ Every item is made just for you—with comfort, quality, and good vibes in mind.
Production Time
⏳ Production takes 2–7 business days, as each item is made to order.
Shipping Times
🚚 Once your order is produced, shipping times are estimated as follows:
- 🇺🇸 USA: 2–5 business days
(Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories may take an additional 7–12 business days.) - 🇨🇦 Canada: 10–30 business days
- 🇦🇺 Australia & New Zealand: 10–30 business days
- 🌍 Rest of the world: 10–30 business days
We appreciate your patience and can’t wait for you to enjoy your new favorite tee! 💛
Easy Care Instructions
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low
- Cool iron if needed
- Do not bleach or dry clean
